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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong... The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise And it wasn't the village boys What can it be? Cried all the people warily. The noise had a low and booming sound And seemed to come from under the ground. Look, just there, coming out of that hole It looks just like a duckmole! The village vet came over in his pickup truck. He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?" At least,he realised that it was a duck So he had to call the powerfully Viper But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat. It looked like a kiddie playing, when he was young But the story will end, Unless we tell it to a friend... Hey everyone, listen up and get set I want to let you into a little secret Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks Because they reveal whenever someone speaks... Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ... The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!" His mother rushed over with some chili beer. All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach The parts other beers cannot reach. and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers We superducks count ourselves so lucky To be part of the state known as Ducky! The little duck's mother wanted to know One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong Something was wrong... The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise And it wasn't the village boys What can it be? Cried all the people warily. The noise had a low and booming sound And seemed to come from under the ground. Look, just there, coming out of that hole It looks just like a duckmole! The village vet came over in his pickup truck. He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?" At least,he realised that it was a duck So he had to call the powerfully Viper But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat. It looked like a kiddie playing, when he was young But the story will end, Unless we tell it to a friend... Hey everyone, listen up and get set I want to let you into a little secret Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks Because they reveal whenever someone speaks... Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ... The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!" His mother rushed over with some chili beer. All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach The parts other beers cannot reach. and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers We superducks count ourselves so lucky To be part of the state known as Ducky! The little duck's mother wanted to know Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low. " I aint sure" baby Duck calls "but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....." Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum We must display some level of decorum!" Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure And not risk upsetting you no more
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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong... The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise And it wasn't the village boys What can it be? Cried all the people warily. The noise had a low and booming sound And seemed to come from under the ground. Look, just there, coming out of that hole It looks just like a duckmole! The village vet came over in his pickup truck. He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?" At least,he realised that it was a duck So he had to call the powerfully Viper But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat. It looked like a kiddie playing, when he was young But the story will end, Unless we tell it to a friend... Hey everyone, listen up and get set I want to let you into a little secret Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks Because they reveal whenever someone speaks... Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ... The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!" His mother rushed over with some chili beer. All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach The parts other beers cannot reach. and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers We superducks count ourselves so lucky To be part of the state known as Ducky! The little duck's mother wanted to know One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong Something was wrong... The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise And it wasn't the village boys What can it be? Cried all the people warily. The noise had a low and booming sound And seemed to come from under the ground. Look, just there, coming out of that hole It looks just like a duckmole! The village vet came over in his pickup truck. He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?" At least,he realised that it was a duck So he had to call the powerfully Viper But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat. It looked like a kiddie playing, when he was young But the story will end, Unless we tell it to a friend... Hey everyone, listen up and get set I want to let you into a little secret Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks Because they reveal whenever someone speaks... Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ... The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!" His mother rushed over with some chili beer. All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach The parts other beers cannot reach. and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers We superducks count ourselves so lucky To be part of the state known as Ducky! The little duck's mother wanted to know Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low. " I aint sure" baby Duck calls "but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....." Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum We must display some level of decorum!" Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure And not risk upsetting you no more Baby Duck lied and slunk away Vowing revenge he'd wreak one day
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Join Date: 28.04.2010
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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong... The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise And it wasn't the village boys What can it be? Cried all the people warily. The noise had a low and booming sound And seemed to come from under the ground. Look, just there, coming out of that hole It looks just like a duckmole! The village vet came over in his pickup truck. He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?" At least,he realised that it was a duck So he had to call the powerfully Viper But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat. It looked like a kiddie playing, when he was young But the story will end, Unless we tell it to a friend... Hey everyone, listen up and get set I want to let you into a little secret Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks Because they reveal whenever someone speaks... Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ... The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!" His mother rushed over with some chili beer. All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach The parts other beers cannot reach. and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers We superducks count ourselves so lucky To be part of the state known as Ducky! The little duck's mother wanted to know Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low. " I aint sure" baby Duck calls "but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....." Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum We must display some level of decorum!" Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure And not risk upsetting you no more Baby Duck lied and slunk away Vowing revenge he'd wreak one day Don't worry about him - he'll be just fine. We must get ready for our village Festival of Twine. |
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