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Old 19.06.2012, 21:31   #21
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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong...

The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise
And it wasn't the village boys

What can it be?
Cried all the people warily.

The noise had a low and booming sound
And seemed to come from under the ground.

Look, just there, coming out of that hole
It looks just like a duckmole!

The village vet came over in his pickup truck.
He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?"

At least,he realised that it was a duck
So he had to call the powerfully Viper

But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that
And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat.

It looked like a kiddie playing,
when he was young

But the story will end,
Unless we tell it to a friend...

Hey everyone, listen up and get set
I want to let you into a little secret

Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks
Because they reveal whenever someone speaks...

Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand
To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ...

The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!"
His mother rushed over with some chili beer.

All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach
The parts other beers cannot reach.

and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out
that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers

We superducks count ourselves so lucky
To be part of the state known as Ducky!

The little duck's mother wanted to know
One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong...

The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise
And it wasn't the village boys

What can it be?
Cried all the people warily.

The noise had a low and booming sound
And seemed to come from under the ground.

Look, just there, coming out of that hole
It looks just like a duckmole!

The village vet came over in his pickup truck.
He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?"

At least,he realised that it was a duck
So he had to call the powerfully Viper

But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that
And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat.

It looked like a kiddie playing,
when he was young

But the story will end,
Unless we tell it to a friend...

Hey everyone, listen up and get set
I want to let you into a little secret

Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks
Because they reveal whenever someone speaks...

Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand
To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ...

The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!"
His mother rushed over with some chili beer.

All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach
The parts other beers cannot reach.

and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out
that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers

We superducks count ourselves so lucky
To be part of the state known as Ducky!

The little duck's mother wanted to know
Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low.

" I aint sure" baby Duck calls
"but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....."

Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum
We must display some level of decorum!"

Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure
And not risk upsetting you no more
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Old 22.06.2012, 09:48   #22
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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong...

The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise
And it wasn't the village boys

What can it be?
Cried all the people warily.

The noise had a low and booming sound
And seemed to come from under the ground.

Look, just there, coming out of that hole
It looks just like a duckmole!

The village vet came over in his pickup truck.
He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?"

At least,he realised that it was a duck
So he had to call the powerfully Viper

But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that
And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat.

It looked like a kiddie playing,
when he was young

But the story will end,
Unless we tell it to a friend...

Hey everyone, listen up and get set
I want to let you into a little secret

Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks
Because they reveal whenever someone speaks...

Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand
To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ...

The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!"
His mother rushed over with some chili beer.

All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach
The parts other beers cannot reach.

and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out
that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers

We superducks count ourselves so lucky
To be part of the state known as Ducky!

The little duck's mother wanted to know
One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong...

The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise
And it wasn't the village boys

What can it be?
Cried all the people warily.

The noise had a low and booming sound
And seemed to come from under the ground.

Look, just there, coming out of that hole
It looks just like a duckmole!

The village vet came over in his pickup truck.
He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?"

At least,he realised that it was a duck
So he had to call the powerfully Viper

But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that
And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat.

It looked like a kiddie playing,
when he was young

But the story will end,
Unless we tell it to a friend...

Hey everyone, listen up and get set
I want to let you into a little secret

Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks
Because they reveal whenever someone speaks...

Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand
To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ...

The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!"
His mother rushed over with some chili beer.

All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach
The parts other beers cannot reach.

and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out
that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers

We superducks count ourselves so lucky
To be part of the state known as Ducky!

The little duck's mother wanted to know
Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low.

" I aint sure" baby Duck calls
"but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....."

Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum
We must display some level of decorum!"

Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure
And not risk upsetting you no more

Baby Duck lied and slunk away
Vowing revenge he'd wreak one day
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Old 23.06.2012, 21:05   #23
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One day,in the village Per-Per-Ong
Something was wrong...

The Per-Per-Ong people heard a loud noise
And it wasn't the village boys

What can it be?
Cried all the people warily.

The noise had a low and booming sound
And seemed to come from under the ground.

Look, just there, coming out of that hole
It looks just like a duckmole!

The village vet came over in his pickup truck.
He asked, "Is it a mole, or is it a duck?"

At least,he realised that it was a duck
So he had to call the powerfully Viper

But ducks aren't supposed to sound like that
And it sure looks silly wearing that hard hat.

It looked like a kiddie playing,
when he was young

But the story will end,
Unless we tell it to a friend...

Hey everyone, listen up and get set
I want to let you into a little secret

Oh, are we safe from WikiLeaks
Because they reveal whenever someone speaks...

Never fear, Barny's ducks are close at hand
To ward off anyone dodgy and will make their stand ...

The duck with the hard hat yelled, "Mommy I'm here!"
His mother rushed over with some chili beer.

All clever ducks know that chilli beer can reach
The parts other beers cannot reach.

and ducky laughed and laughed when he found out
that only certain parts can be reached by certain beers

We superducks count ourselves so lucky
To be part of the state known as Ducky!

The little duck's mother wanted to know
Why her baby's voice was suddenly so low.

" I aint sure" baby Duck calls
"but fink its sumfink t'do wiv me ....."

Mamma warned," Baby Duck, this is a G-Rated Forum
We must display some level of decorum!"

Sorry Mum, I'll behave myself for sure
And not risk upsetting you no more

Baby Duck lied and slunk away
Vowing revenge he'd wreak one day

Don't worry about him - he'll be just fine.
We must get ready for our village Festival of Twine.
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