King of the hill

[Mike26534]

I know that you will know the rules :)

SO here it go


I walk up the hill

My Hill :)

[tazet]

Sorry I don't know the rules or am I just being thick. Could you explain them to me :o

[Mike26534]

Ok so the rule is quite simple...

One person climb the hill, the next poster have to write down something that mean to get the last poster to get off the hill. After that you have to say my hill

Eg. You said you climb up the hill
My hill

Then i would reply:

I shoot you and throw you out
My hill

[Jamie98]

I walk up to you, shake hands, and ask to become a shareholder of the hill. You agree, and with equal control of the hill, we build a force field that nothing will get through. That's right, nothing. Unless me and you say so. Inside, we build our kingdom and rule!!!! We become well-respected, our own Farm Manors with produce which we ship together every day, and we help our community and have the happiest, hilliest hill on earth!

Our hill! :)

[UglyDuckling]

I walk up the hill with a basket of cookies and give you both cookies.

The cookies had a strong sleeping potion in them though, and whilst you are sleeping i push you both off the hill.

My hill:cool:

[Jamie98]

Ah, we said no to your cookies and you were carried away.

Still our hill!

[UglyDuckling]

I get out my cookie cannon and start firing at you at high speed. After a bit you get burried in a mount of cookies and i take my harverster and bring you down the hill.

my hill:D

[Jamie98]

Our force field deflects them and you are formally forbidden to come again. Nothing can destroy the force field, not even cookies or any other inventions that will ever be made. Because the force field recognises you for crime, you trying to walk, fly, bungee jump or any form of entry will be unsuccessful.

Mine and the other guys hill!

[UglyDuckling]

But but but but.. i have cookies. I could join the hill at least :p

[Jamie98]

I betray my friend, and set up all the controls like I did with you so neither of you can come in again. I take your cookies and you are banished.

MY HILL!

[LauzLauz]

OK ok ...

I skip up the hill with a basket of roses and you let me in. You take a rose and Sniff........... You drop dead (actually stunned)!!! so i Kick you off the hill demolish your kingdom and turn it into a animal paradise!:D:D:D

MY HILL!!

[curly1103]

A volcanic ash cloud comes along and covers your hill which kills you because it gets stuck in your lungs and means you can't breathe. This makes a new hill that is bigger than before. I come along wearing an oxygen tank and waving a Welsh flag and claim the hill as mine!
My hill lol

[alihurt]

I have an oxygen bubble around me and i blow up your tank with my grenade. I then burn your welsh flag to the ground then proudly display the England flag. haha i win :cool:.

MY HILL

[curly1103]

A crowd of angry, insanely patriotic Welsh rugby fans come marching at the hill doing the whole blazing torches and angry mob pitchfork deal. They too are wearing oxygen tanks because the ash cloud is still falling and have brought me a new one. They tackle you to the ground knocking you unconscious and then run off carrying you above their heads cheering, tearing your English flag into tiny tiny pieces, leaving me to reclaim the hill as mine!

MY HILL.

[LauzLauz]

Suddenly the cloud disappears and all the rugby fans look to the sky (and you take the oxygen mask off). Then a man in a red suit come down, this man just happens to be santa claus !!!!:p And in santas sack their were presents for all the rugby fans! Once they teared the paper off ninja's came out and kicked the fans off the hill. :rolleyes: Then the ninja's start taking off their clothes:eek: all of a sudden kangaroo's came out from the ninja clothes and stand behind me !!;) I clean up the british flag and plant agreat BIG AUSTRALIAN FLAG in the ground!

MY HILL

[curly1103]

Well now then, that Samurai that I bought once and which has been standing in the corner for a long time is about to come in handy! My Samurai has the ability to clone itself you see. So it does this and all my Samurai come along, storm the hill and kill all your ninjas, capture you, tie you up and dump you in a big hole with your Aussie flag which they then fill up so only your tiny little head is visible. lol :) The Samurai then pile up all the bodies of your dead ninjas making an even bigger hill, which I claim as my own flying a new Welsh flag (not a British one).

MY HILL.

[ReaderIdlemind1]

An alien spacecraft comes over, and beams everyone up, leaving me the hill.

My hill!

[curly1103]

My mouse-pointer comes along and I click on the alien spacecraft which makes it fly away in fear and goes and hides in some remote corner of space! Now you are defenseless and I shoot you with my stun gun, incapacitating you. I dress you up to look like a scarecrow to keep others away from what is once more...

...MY HILL.

[ReaderIdlemind1]

The crows don't believe that you are a real scarecrow, and take you to court for endangerment to crows, and while you are away I sneak in and take over, and put up an Antartican Flag. Penguins everywhere cheer! (note about the penguins – look at the Battle around the World)

[hurleygirl]

Your penguins run off the hill into the city because there is a sale in the tuxedo shop... they call you for money because the merchant won't accept fish for trade. You go to town to bail them out... I sit down all alone on the top of...


MY HILL!

[AutumnFoilage]

I secretly spread messages to all the gophers and moles in the community that there are lots of space to build tunnels in the hill. They come and dig so many holes that the place where you are sitting on collapses and buries you in the hill.

My Hill

[ReaderIdlemind1]

I send some robotic vacuum cleaners up the hill, and they vacuum you out of the house and dump you in a trash can. Then I send some robotic penguin to keep guard, keeping myself safely at the bottom of the hill.

My Hill

[masterfarmer!]

Ha! I send a stun wave stunning you and short circuiting your robots



My Hill

[billybobjo]

i make a void in the fifth dimension, and seng you through it.

[rob1801]

my lions attack from every dimension and you run away.


my hill

[monica-mac]

I dig a hole to the centre of the hill and plant enormous explosives. I come back out and move safely out of range. I set off the explosives. Your hill implodes.

My crater!

[shan329]

My robots bring dump trucks and dump tons of dirt in your crater, rebuilding the hill and burying you.

My Hill

[rob1801]

i beam you off the hill from my spaceship and beam myself back on top of the hill

my hill

[shan329]

I bring a pack of wolves to chase you down the hill and take control of your spaceship

My Hill

[rob1801]

the space police clamp the spaceship and lock you up i feed the wolves lots of meat and they leave me alone once again i climb the hill and play my favorite farming game.


My hill

[Depirts]

I notice your crops are withering away because the omnipotent force field is preventing the crops from getting moisture.

[eggyeggy101]

the space police clamp the spaceship and lock you up i feed the wolves lots of meat and they leave me alone once again i climb the hill and play my favorite farming game.


My hill
I cry cuz im not on the hill then cmes back with the whole entire world of my freinds(i have thousands of trustable freinds)then they start buildig a hill as big as mount mitchele then we detroy your hill and carry the leftovrs to my hill wich bulds up then we have a gigantic sheild (invisible)around the hill no one can enter not even underground they can just look at it far,far, away then we build a house that can give sun to all my flowers i choose a boy to be the king since im the queen ill choose one of you.:cool:
Queen of the hill

[fisherjords]

i don't know but it's my hill:)

[elftronic81]

i throw the sun at you knocking you of the hill(and you explode lol)

My Hill!!!:D

[TurkeyBiscuit]

I put you and everyone else(including other worldly creatures and robots) in the world in a cryogenic freezing unit so that no one in the entire galaxy or the heavens or the opposite of heaven (you know the place) can ever take my hill.


MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hurleygirl]

Phew.... good thing I packed my battery operated hair dryer before you froze me! I un-freeze my cryogenic self (slowly). I then use my nebulizer to beam you up into outer space... reclaiming


My Hill

[superior1]

Phew.... good thing I packed my battery operated hair dryer before you froze me! I unfreeze my cryogenic self (slowly). I then use my nebulizer to beam you up into outer space... reclaiming


My Hill

I use a couple trash can lids as shields and battle my way to the top of your snowy hill, then throw you on a slide and push you down...down....down.....


MY HILL!!!!

[trishvan72]

Sneaks up the hill catching you unaware.....Suddenly you are faced with a hysterical pregnant woman and you run away crying


MY HILL!!!!

[ctindaldavies]

waits for hysterical pregnant woman to realise if she doesnt leave the hill soon, she'll be stuck up there by herself when the pain starts..... drives her back to town....

My hill

[zoonose]

Organises a popular revolution amongst the serfs doing the actual work on the hill and overthrows the lot of you. Then i set myself up as the head of a secret police, builds a large concrete blockhouse, a cross between a headquarters and a dungeon for people who displease me, instilling fear into the surrounding countryside, imprisoning anyone who comes within a mile, and cementing my place on top of the hill.

My Hill.

[SallyMuffims]

i morph into a bat and fly through the ductwork of your precious concrete prison and then multiply myself x10,000 and overthrow your army...what was once your bunker and hill is now mine :D

[hurleygirl]

Since bats are nocturnal, I stay up all night constructing 10,000 traps and at the crack of dawn I capture every one of you and fly the whole lot of you to Bahamarama :-).... (I charged the baggage fees)... I am now sitting and enjoying the view on


MY HILL!

[CJAT]

I set up mega snow machines and cover all buildings under a pile of snow. I wrap the asleep Hurley girl in a blanket and send her down the hill in a sled...

I then sit in my own sled waiting for my turn to ride down...

my hill ;)

[superior1]

i sneak up the other side of the hill and push you down unexpectedly. Set up a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 army to guard.............MY HILL

[trishvan72]

I drop a virus from my cropduster that wipes out your entire army before landing, and since I am the only one that's immune to the virus anyone who steps foot on the hill suffers a similiar fate as your army....I here reclaim

MY HILL!!!!!

[superior1]

I discover the cure to the virus and make a new army, then attack your hill, you fail to win, and I gain access to

MY HILL!!!!

[CJAT]

I bribe your army with candy and muffins, they mutiny against you and let me rule until the food runs out sometime tomorrow... until then....

my hill :)

[superior1]

yup, well your food ran out so....

MY HILL!!!!!!

[ctindaldavies]

Borrows Harry Potter's wand and hits you all with the Avada Kadavra killing curse to ensure you cant come back (no saving against that one)


MY HILL

[trishvan72]

Digs a tunnel to the top of the hill, and sneaks up and steals your wand; then I push you off the hill and use the wand to cast a repel spell against all who come within 10 miles of the hill ...by land or air!

MY HILL!

[SallyMuffims]

i summon the seven seas to flood the hill and wash you all away..then i arrive in my aircraft carrier and mount the offensive waiting for the next of you...my hill

[zoonose]

Turns up riding an iceberg, and sinks your aircraft carrier before the waters receed... The the iceberg melts, leaving me standing on top of


my hill

[CJAT]

I save zoo from sinking into a huge sludge of mud left behind by the iceburg... set you afloat on a local fishing boat. I then pave the top of the hill and set up tiki lamps and food to welcome hungry guests who will hang out and rule together with me on ...

my hill :D

[ctindaldavies]

Decides your 2 day reign is long enough for you and your friends........hands you a court ordered eviction notice from

MY HILL

[CJAT]

CJ creeps silently in and secretly sabotages farmerama's newest update by introducing new planting options and rain graphics... while everyone else goes frantic with the appearance of multi-tooled/talented crop-eating bugs, I sit calmly upon my throne, surveying the choas....

"Wahahahaha!"

My hill.
(Had to let the dark side win today, sorry) :D

[ctindaldavies]

Returns from 2 weeks of internet absence, sees you caused too much havoc as you obviously weren't cut out to handle a position of power, and unceremoniously boots you off MY HILL MWAHAAAAA

[vladvladvlad.98]

Oh look a hill..
so i take over the hill:D

[ctindaldavies]

Shows you a map of where there's another hill, and off you toddle.

Now back to relaxing on.......

My Hill

[_-Sapphire-_]

Toddles up the hill with a Cadbury's Creme Egg in hand and another in pocket. While you are distracted with this morsel of gooey goodness, rolls you down the hill.


MY HILL.....:)

[ctindaldavies]

hehehe, spots the hole in your plan ( I dont like creme eggs - strange I know!), and stops only a quarter of the way down. Walks back up with a couple of deck chairs, some plain choc eggs, and something to drink.
Thought we could share for a while...... OUR HILL

[monsterwhit]

Spike your drinks - inject eggs with sleeping pills for good measure - wait till you fall off deck chairs which will be inevitable and roll you both down the hill (I dont share)

My Hill

[ctindaldavies]

Wakes up really grumpy from having drinks and eggs spiked. Storms up the hill in a blaze of wild fury and flicks you off......

MY HILL ;)

[monsterwhit]

After straightening my nose - damn those flick offs I shamefully walk back up the hill - make you bacon & eggs - good for hangover - sorry eggs really really really off - whilst you are at the doctors being treated for food poisoning I reclaim

My Hill

[illy1996]

I walk by carrying a sandwich board advertising cheap Super Feed in town. While you are looking for this fictitious bargain, I claim ...

My Hill :cool:

[bmb2]

i walk to u with a 30-06 and kill u my hill

[mmmm124]

i come up and spray you with acid

MY HILL!:D

[bmb2]

i make a new hill my hill

[mmmm124]

huh you can make a hill?!?!!?:eek::eek::eek:

i use dynamite to explode it

STILL MY HILL!!!:D

[CJAT]

While you two battle it up and injure yourselfs to the point of needing hospilization, I call an amulance, ship you off, repair the damage and claim

my hill!


(Oh the nurses say you will definetly recover, but will not be realeased from intensive care for at least a week) *Sends you flowers and a get well card*

[bmb2]

i make 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000 hills my hill

[CJAT]

*CJ blinks* Yeah, that's fine with me... but this one doesn't count. It's...

my hill.

[bmb2]

*CJ blinks* Yeah, that's fine with me... but this one doesn't count. It's...

my hill.
?????????????????????????

[_-Sapphire-_]

While CJ is distracted by entertaining her mum-in-law, and bmb is still trying to figure out what just happened, I calmly walk up the hill and sit down on......

my hill!!!!

[_-Sapphire-_]

Being way too old and wise to allow myself to be killed in such a manner, you ripped the head off a false me. I call in a favor and have bombs dropped on all of those hills to get the right one (the one with you on it) except the original hill which is the only one that matters, walk calmly up that hill secure in the knowledge that it will take you quite a while to recover from being blown up by a bomb and reclaim.......

My Hill!!!!

[Eevee225]

I go to the hill make a agreement with _-Sapphire-_, and now it's....everyone's hill!!!and only god can say otherwise,but he will only say otherwise if you can think of the number in my head thats from 1-1000!:D

[SallyMuffims]

i put on a device that lets me read minds..i find out the number, destroy the machine so nobody else can use it. i then fortify the hill with all the lovely women from the infamous last post. (good luck fighting through that!!)

my hill...and the womens :D

[ctindaldavies]

Oh well done Sal!
As one of said women, I think I will let you keep your little hill for a little while longer.

Your hill..... and ours :D

......after several hours we women came to our senses and realised that any man who needed women to protect him and the hill, shouldnt actually be in control. After a very small and swift rebellion, you were ursurped.....

MY HILL!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[SallyMuffims]

knowing full well women have a weakness for chocolate..i roll barrels of assorted chocolates down the hill and watch all the women chase it in a frenzy...i look back at the vacant hilltop and reclaim my hill!!:D

[megan-charlie]

i then bomb your hill till it falls to the ground and claim a new hill!!! try beating that as you can't beat....

MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SallyMuffims]

i build a hill that tottally encompasses your whole hill. while you sit on the smaller insignificant hill...i sit upon the new great hill!

[Capone1971]

I place the last basket needed to build the turkey pen at the bottom of the hill - and while you race to get it - I quickly claim - my hill.

[SallyMuffims]

rofl....capone you sneaky one..used my weakness against me...well...i trod down the hill claim my basket..before climbing back up..i make a fake basket and put it in view..i then climb the hill and then show you from the top theres the last basket you need right there too....as you bound for your last basket and realise its a trap i fortify my top of the hill!

[ctindaldavies]

While you are sitting all alone at the top of your hill (you have no women left to fortify it with LOL) I get to work creating a spooky fake cemetary at the bottom of the hill, complete with chain rattling ghosties and ghouls, and a nice little spooky castle for you to live in.
Now it's finished and you are sooo delighted that cannot help yourself, you pack your bags and race to move in.... leaving me on.....

MY HILL

[CJAT]

I skip up the hill with a picnic basket of goodies, a radio playing good music and comfy chairs... I set everything up and invite you to join me. I'm not in the mood to fight over the hill so you let me hang out for the day and rest up from entertaining mum-in-law for the last two days. You feel so sorry for me that you let me have the hill. I happily accept....

my hill :D

[Eevee225]

I hollow out the whole earth and it collapses as I go to the moon and see a great big hill that I claim as the....



Silver Hill!:D!:D!:D!:D!(MY HILL!:D!:D!)

[SallyMuffims]

eevee wakes up and realises the whole thing was a dream.....they find me and cj on top of the original hill having a party.. our hill!

[CJAT]

CJ takes a walk and sees Eevee snoring happily away at the base of the hill. Due to the silly grin on her face, figures she must be having a very nice dream. Quietly takes a blanket and pillow down to her, tucks her in and returns to rule at ...

my (and ct's) hill. :D (and I gues sal's hill too)


Sorry sal, didn't see you there!

[booksfan13]

yeah
well

all of u r soo happy that u have got the hill that u forget to lock the wall/house around you hill so i come and carry u all away with my giant truck and claim the hill building a forcefeild so powerful that nothing in this universe can penetrate it including other dimensions and u can't come through underground either.:D

now try to take

MY HILL

[SallyMuffims]

i sit and wait it out...you forgot to stock up on supplys...you can't leave without shutting down the forcefield temporarily....in the split second when the field is down i rush the hill and restart the field..only i have supplys with me :D my hill....

[claireflinton]

Hum hum with my little bag of tricks i climb the hill stare scarily at Sal and claim the hill as MINE

[SallyMuffims]

i let the field down to let claire in..as she will just get annie and the others to come get me. our hill!

[booksfan13]

aaha

but remember it was me who made that forcefeild and i have it's special out of this universe key. so at night while u r asleep i let my self in toss u out, get enough supplies with me to keep me alive and well for 1111 years and destroying the key so noone can get it claim the hill as :D
my hill

[ctindaldavies]

Notices that you built your field with a design flaw.... you left the power generator on the outside of the field. *sheesh....amateurs lol*..... pulls out the power core and crushes it under foot, collapsing and disabling the force field forever. In a fit of outrage you rush off to lodge a complaint with the fields manufacturing company, leaving me alone with your supplies, and......

MY HILL :D :D :D :D

[booksfan13]

but wait that was a decoy. i have a second more powerful force feild underthat and that me rushing out was actually a robot built to look like me. and while u try to unsuccesfly enter the hill i sit inside laughing on the top of
My hill
:D:D:D:D

[claireflinton]

Claire walks to the top of the hill with a very large magnet that sucks up the forcefield and lets Claire in.

What a lovely view on my hill

[megan-charlie]

I bring a nice basket of muffins and let you have after my kindness you let me share your hill with you as you are nice!!!

Our hill

[bmb2]

i walk up and ask if i can join u 2

[illy1996]

Oh this looks like a nice hill with no forcefields, no protection - just some nice tasty muffins. Mmm think I'll just claim this here hill just because I can: :p

My hill :cool:

[bmb2]

i kill u and give it back to those 2

[CJAT]

I come and have a mod kick you off as killing my friends and neighbors is not allowed. (lets illy into LastPost group if she promises to share the muffins)

Our hill. :D

[bmb2]

i blow the hill up and make a 100000000000000000000000000mile hill and make a farm and give 10000000$ to every1 who helps me farm my hill

[Capone1971]

So many people came to help you and get their financial rewards that you are bankrupt - they turn into an angry mob and chase you off that hill - leaving it for me to wander up and claim my hill and invite all my Last Post friends over to join me. :D

[bmb2]

So many people came to help you and get their financial rewards that you are bankrupt - they turn into an angry mob and chase you off that hill - leaving it for me to wander up and claim my hill and invite all my Last Post friends over to join me. :D
i ask to come up as your slave

[Capone1971]

Of course, you built such a big hill - there's plenty of room - but no funny stuff and no bringing any of those angry farmers :p

[bmb2]

Of course, you built such a big hill - there's plenty of room - but no funny stuff and no bringing any of those angry farmers :p
ok got it i won't

[Capone1971]

So now the hill belongs to myself, my Last Post friends and bmb2 - OUR HILL!

[bmb2]

we got the power

[SallyMuffims]

i'm joining the power :D

[booksfan13]

i am asking to join too:)

[Eevee225]

I'm in and give all the members of the new hill $1000 a day because I have infinate money,but only I have infinate money

[Eevee225]

CJ takes a walk and sees Eevee snoring happily away at the base of the hill. Due to the silly grin on her face, figures she must be having a very nice dream. Quietly takes a blanket and pillow down to her, tucks her in and returns to rule at ...

my (and ct's) hill. :D (and I gues sal's hill too)


Sorry sal, didn't see you there!

she?...........

[Capone1971]

Yay - welcome Sal, booksfan and Eevee, you are all welcome to join us at the top of OUR HILL. *sets out a picnic for all to enjoy*

[claireflinton]

claire sits down on the hill with all her Lp friends and unpacks some goodies for the picnic:)

[illy1996]

Hi! Got some muffins and chocolate eggs, can I join you? :rolleyes:

[claireflinton]

Yes come an join us on this beautiful hill:)

[ctindaldavies]

As I'm not a fan of muffins, I've been able to sit back quietly watching and ponder on this sudden change of heart and have suddenly realised the muffins were spiked with happy juice, and you all have managed to push this thread off topic.

While in your delirium I show you all a path that leads to a beautiful, eden like, garden where you can all sing, dance and eat more magic muffins together.

Now that you have gone, I can get this back on topic, and claim....

MY HILL

[illy1996]

Ah, but like all Star Trek type story lines, someone (in this case me :cool:)eventually realises they have been tricked and creep up behind you and use their phaser on stun, drag you off to the Eden-like place, tie you up with the pretty and intoxicating honeysuckle plants growing all around and claim ...

MY HILL :D

[claireflinton]

Ok thats it.
Claire pulls on a scary mask and claims the hill as MINE.:eek:

[annie6363]

Ok annie sneaks behind claire booooo! *our hill*:p, this is where everybodys been:D sit quietly on the hill taking the views in

[Tiny2202]

while annie is sleeping, i creep up and gently roll her down the not steep hill
My Hill!

[Eevee225]

I'm still asleep at the top of the hill dreaming that it will always be peacefull

[Malliee_23]

i tie up tiny then i tie eevee to tiny then i up up eevee then i throw them both (tied together) off the cliff part of the hill into an ocean filled with sharp rocks
!!!!!!!!! MY HILL !!!!!!!

[ctindaldavies]

You are carted off to jail for murder.......

MY HILL

[booksfan13]

but while u were rolling her down i crepped up behind u and stuned you and rolled u down as well.
so
my hill!!!!!!

[SallyMuffims]

while everyone is to busy "stunning one another" i tear gas the hill and watch the remainding concious ones run off the hill...i roll the remainder down the hill..with a bottle of pheromones and 200 cc's each..so no hard feelings.

my hill

[claireflinton]

Claire comes up the hill with a gas mask on after rescuing my dear Tiny and Evieee out the ocean. Good job i was out for a swim.

I claim the hill as mine:D

[booksfan13]

yes but i use clare's weakness bees( your sig is flowers) and drive her of the hill and claim it as
my hill

[SallyMuffims]

i smoke the bee's to calm them..and in the cloud of smoke and confusion...i tackle,tie, and then roll you down the hill...my hill

[booksfan13]

yeah wellwhile u were rolling me down in the smoke u didn't relaize that that was just a decoy and i was actually sitting laughing on
MY HILL

[illy1996]

And while you were laughing, I crept up behind you and rolled the real you down

MY HILL :cool:

[booksfan13]

lol

yes but i use some special spy equimpent to latch on to the hill and climb back up , knock u down and make it so that no living thing beside me can ever enter the hill again and peacefully sit on
MY HILL

[illy1996]

Ah but I'm not beside you (lol), Im behind you, so I wrap you up in vinegar and brown paper (to prevent you hurting yourself) and roll you back down to the bottom of

MY HILL :cool:

[SallyMuffims]

while you are busy rolling books down the hill ..i climb up the backside and make a snare trap.....i carefully place the tools needed for a turkey paint pen right on trap...you get excited and go to grab the loot and are snared...

my hill

[bmb2]

i buy the hill for every1 so there is no fighting

[Capone1971]

but those dastardly moles invade our hill, so I click on them and they vanish and it becomes MY HILL! :p

[Malliee_23]

I destroy all the hills cuz it is fun to watch us argue then i creep up behind sally and hit her with a caveman club (?) then while shes knockek out i stuff a cloth in her mouth then close her mout and tape it shut

MY HILL
* sorry i didnt see copones still her hill

[Capone1971]

I guess I better release Sal as I don't want him turning purple. Still MY HILL (and a few moles - but they are running scared from my mouse). :p

[Malliee_23]

while capone releases sal i grab capone lock her in the dungoen of my castle built for me on the hill and me and sal together now rule the castle and ....
OUR HILL ;)

[Malliee_23]

Great every body is too scared to TRY and take away Our hill....Hmmmmm...... Our hill doesn't sound right.. I get the guards to take away sally and i watch her walk down the hill in shame ;) ;) ;)

[Capone1971]

Having just got back from counting (the moles set me free) - I stuff Malliee in a Zorb and give it a shove so it goes rolling down the hill. Happy landings.

MY HILL!

[Malliee_23]

Haha good one ill let you have it for a little while while i spend my time doing charity work to make up for the rude mean stuff i did to people :)

[Capone1971]

When you've finished you can help me rule - as I need to get some rest! :p

[Malliee_23]

okaay we can rule together no one else and if so they have to prove thier trust ;)

[ctindaldavies]

Not in a trust giving mood today, nor do I feel like sharing.....

While Capone is sleeping (floats you off to lala land on a magic carpet) and Malliee is off doing her charity work (hurry up or you will be late), I take repossession of

MY HILL

[Malliee_23]

Ahhh but ive already came back that why i said me and capone could rule together ( i was just gonna betray capone anyways). I was hiding when you came cuz i knew some one would come and when you came i came out i gave you many papers to sign stating that i would show you where the hidden gold is. In those many papers you unknowingly signed a banning paper stating you were banned from the hill and never to come back. Once you were gone i had one off my gaurds carry capone off to some land of horror and no way to get out. i lost a gaurd that day. ever since then i never sleep :)
After all that...................

MY HILL!

[ctindaldavies]

Ahhhh but...... having been in a enviroment working with legal documents every day, I knew better than to fall for your poorly hidden banning letter. So I signed your name instead of mine. YOU are now hereby banned from .....

MY HILL

[Eevee225]

Claire comes up the hill with a gas mask on after rescuing my dear Tiny and Evieee out the ocean. Good job i was out for a swim.

I claim the hill as mine:D

thx for the save,I climb the hill with tiny and claire while you are distracted with the papern from the hill and we push you off the hill,as you role down the hill tiny,claire and I claim this as...

Our Hill!

[Malliee_23]

Ahhhh but...... having been in a enviroment working with legal documents every day, I knew better than to fall for your poorly hidden banning letter. So I signed your name instead of mine. YOU are now hereby banned from .....

MY HILL

Nice one you got me there :) But i will find a way to get MY hill back........until then i am banned from the hill ;)

[ctindaldavies]

As Eevee seems to be very behind in the chain of events and Claire was ousted from the hill many posts ago, your strategy did not work (what is a papern?).

Therefore, you are out smarted, and this is still.....

MY HILL

[Eevee225]

papern was just a spelling error,I type too fast to have that much of spelling things right

[booksfan13]

Nice one you got me there :) But i will find a way to get MY hill back........until then i am banned from the hill ;)

yes well. taking pity on malliee i spent this time studying to be a lawyer and have made a new contract which somehow frees her from the banning if she agrees to never turn traitor to me and the together we will take back our hill.

[ctindaldavies]

Challenges you in court over your alleged contract, as I know that any law degree earned in a timeframe of hours must have come from a weeties packet.
The judge throws your contract out of court. Eevee is still banned, and as you have falsely misrepresented yourself, you are sentenced to time in jail for fraud.

MY HILL.

[booksfan13]

lol. u r clever.

ok abandon mallie (i wil get her out another way). i get out of jail by bribing them with a goldie. erase all records of this from everything so u can't put me back in jail. then i come and tie u up while u were sleeping and throw u from the hill and then force u to sign a contract saying u r also banned from the hill.

but considering that u made my awesome sig i will agree to lift your banishment if when we take control of our hill u will never ever be traitor. the choice is yours. be banned or come inside my hill.

p.s plus i still love my sig and thnx again for making it unfortuanatly the kitties don't like me in jail.:D:D:D:D

[claireflinton]

Despite Ctd thinking i had been ousted many posts ago, i had actually been hiding behind a tree waiting to strike.

Claire quietly approaches the top of the hill from the other side and claims it as her own

My Hill.........

[booksfan13]

but wait it's my hil now and i have better tech so u enter alarms go of . robot security guards jump out tacle u , roll u in a giant cloth , put u in a box which they put in another box whichh they put in another box , lock all three boxes and throw you in the middle of the ocean with a really small pipe the only way for u to breathe while i sit calmly watching every move so noone can creep up behind me and take

my hill

wow i am paroanoid

[SallyMuffims]

i light off 10,000 stink bombs on the hill...gagging and coughing you all abandon the hill in search of fresh air...as i have 3 kids the smell is nothing in comparison as a diaper as i can handle it...my hill!

[Capone1971]

I've godda cold so I can't smell those stink bombs (thankfully), so whilst you're midst diaper change - I put you and that dirty diaper in the zorb and set it rolling back down MY HILL :p

[booksfan13]

but wait i am not a mother but am a very responsible big sister who does change the diapers of her baby brother so in all that smoke all i did was hide and now i use a special potion to vanish capone's cold so now she/he can smell and goes running down the hill while i sit on
my hill

[Malliee_23]

yes well. taking pity on malliee i spent this time studying to be a lawyer and have made a new contract which somehow frees her from the banning if she agrees to never turn traitor to me and the together we will take back our hill.

Okaay i will agree to you offer of owning the hill together once you or i find a way to get me unbanned ......... and also NO traitor-ism between us okaay books? :)

[SallyMuffims]

as books and maille try to figure out who,what,where,when,and why...i send clones of myself up the hill to dispatch you both. i amongst all the clones i head for the top and claim my hill!

[Malliee_23]

Sally im still banned from the hill so i wasnt up there :)

[Eevee225]

I don't remember a getting banned:confused:so I send a cop up their to arrest ctindaldavies for fraud and my UFO comes and abducts SallyMuffims and I claim My Hill!

[SallyMuffims]

well...what you don't know is that the ufo's are on my side (check my farm pic if you don't believe me!!) we stage a stage 5 tractor beam on the hill and warp everyone from the hill to a planet 6 lightyears from earth. where we give you a meadow an island and a park to farm. i return with my fellow martians to claim our hill!!:D

[Eevee225]

does the meadow grow weeds?I hope not

[booksfan13]

yes well mallie and me are still a team and two are better than one so we bribe your martains with a million goldie and they come on our sides and together we ban u from the hill by order of the alien code and now rule our hill

[Malliee_23]

yes well mallie and me are still a team and two are better than one so we bribe your martains with a million goldie and they come on our sides and together we ban u from the hill by order of the alien code and now rule our hill

And with the help of the martians i become unbanned under the influence of the martian powers. Now i may join books on the top of

:DOUR HILL:D

[Capone1971]

I find a clause under Galactic Law that states you can only be King of the Hill for a few hours - so you are ousted of post and I take over. Quickly draw up a contract that now exempts MY HILL from this Galactic Law provided I remain in power. :p

[ctindaldavies]

Having been let out of jail because making a typo is not considered to be fraud, just stupidity, I pop off and visit God, the only being that cannot be outdone by anyone or anything. He provides me with plans for a DIY mini ark that has his blessing. Having completed my ark, God sends the second of all cleansing floods, washing away all earthlings and martians and any other galactic leeches hovering around our planet.
As the waters subside, I am left sitting dry on the top of

MY HILL!!!

[Malliee_23]

I find a clause under Galactic Law that states you can only be King of the Hill for a few hours - so you are ousted of post and I take over. Quickly draw up a contract that now exempts MY HILL from this Galactic Law provided I remain in power. :p

Martians do not have laws there for no clause so they can do whatever they want on our planet. After they have served me they martians do not work for any body else or help any body else on any circumstances so still mine and books hill :)
Now the martians are friends with all the other kinds of life source in space and made them agree not to help any one but me and books.
And finally the martians on our hill ( not yet CTD;s hill ) Have made a special protection bubble around the whole hill after the guards checked all around and every where to make sure no one was there. So therefor books and i were protected from the water by the protection bubble. The bubble can withstand everything and any thing and it cannot be broken cheated or brought down by any way thus protecting books and my hill
:DOUR HILL

[jchastain]

Strolling onto the scene, I decide I like the look of that hill. I spray the hill with anti-martian goo which they stick to then dissolve. All martians still in their ships beam up their friends Malliee and Books and flee in a panic. Then I sit down under the protective rainbow that always follows a flood and survey the world from...

MY hill!!!

[booksfan13]

did u read the small writing on the back of the box of anti-martain goo. cause after a hour it turns to acid and throws of poisonous gases from which u faint.. then the martians come back , clean the air and beam mallie and me back on our hill which is now surrounded by the same bubble but now can't be destroyed by anything ever existed or ever made or wil be made so we r protected on

our hill:D:D:D

[Dollars202]

Looking upon the scene I come to one conclusion. One of my great standing, intellect and a scheme to end the battle for the hill once and for all.

Seeing as how I plan to elect myself ruler of all universes and dimensions I create a multi phasic, cloaked, replicator colony ship for the hill. After replicating the hill and switching it out to my colony ship I go and make hills for all the people in this lowly universe. Using my phase cloak I create hills in other dimensions for every single intelligent being and creature.

All these hills have control devices giving complete satisfaction to every one who climbs their own hill and complete contentment to stop trying to grab other peoples hills. After adjustment and settlement of these hills you'll find a small varience in size, for they are .000000000000000000000000000000000
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
smaller than the original hill i stole.

I walk up the orginal hill and look across the multiple galaxies and universes upon what I have wrought with satisfaction. For I know that this is

:D MY HILL! :p

[booksfan13]

hey

i have sharp eyes and i noticed the .000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 difference btw the hils so i disrupt your whole program and me and mallie take back the orignal hill while millions of angry beings come upon you for decieving them while mallie and me are still safe and sound on our hill with all the previous defences
our hill

[jchastain]

Waking up from my fainting spell, I look around and notice I'm no longer on top of the hill, so I pile up enough dirt to cover all other hills and make the whole earth into one big hill that almost reaches the moon. Then, staking my claim with my trusty shovel which I'll use to fend off everyone else, I sit atop what is once again....

MY hill.

[illy1996]

I take you by surprise as I am on the moon and I blow a gigantic bubble of extra strong rubber (though permeable so that you can still breath) that encloses both you and your shovel. The bubble takes you over the hill and far away to Tellytubby land leaving me in peace on what is now most definitely and with no contesters :):):)

MY HILL :cool:

[Malliee_23]

during the daytime on your hill you get lonely and you miss your friend the moon, you know it will come back though. But during the night there is no moon, so you go up there to find it while i and books await for you to leave the hill to reclaim
OUR HILL

[jchastain]

Using my trusty shovel, I finally manage to knock a hole in the rubber bubble and escape, only to find myself surrounded by creatures with TVs on their tummies. I explain my plight and they go skipping up to Malliee and Books to show them the hypnotizing pattern on their screens. Mailliee and Books are soon hypnotized and follow the skipping tellytubbies back home while I plant my flag and take up residence once again on...

MY HILL!!!!!

[Malliee_23]

The teletubbies get tired of hypnotizing books and I and let us go. On our way back we meet a wizard of many powers and he makes books and I resistant to any thing, our skin and our brain and any other part or thing in or on the outside of our bodies are resistant :) We get back to the hill and go right through the guards with not even a scratch and then throw you from the hill (you break both your legs, sorry)and claim
OUR HILL

[jchastain]

After getting casts put onto each leg, the doctor gives me a set of super deluxe crutches which I pound on the ground at the foot of the hill. The loud thud from the crutches creates a supersonic wave which causes the ground to open up momentarily and swallow the two of you. After the earth closes once again, I hobble up and perch myself on top of

MY HILL!!!!

[booksfan13]

have u read the journey to the center of the earth?
if yes then we do exactly that and emerge back to the surface and with all those diamonds that we got we buy a super army forever loyal to only us and they throw you down the hill breaking your arms (sorry) so now you have to go to the hospital for a long time. while we sit on

our hill

[CJAT]

CJ tells the librarian that books is overdue and she is shelved in the kitty section along with Malliee. Since neither wants to explain why they are covered in dirt and very ragged around the edges (is that blood on your cover?!?), they stay there under the relentless glare of the librarian.

While they are thus locked up, CJ catches up on all the king of the hill posts she missed. She laughs so hard she rolls herself right off the hill, and is promptly committed to the loony bin by her very sweet and caring LP friends. (Better here than the hospital with broken bones!!)

Empty Hill... until LP friends come back :D

[claireflinton]

Well as CJ laughed herself off the hill - i will claim it as mine!!!!!

[jchastain]

When the doctors and nurses at that hospital saw me coming in with two broken arms to match my broken legs they were a bit concerned about the company I've been keeping. I explained how I was unceremoniously tossed from the top of the hill and they decided to equip me with bionic limbs that could not be broken. After spending a few moments recuperating, I decided I'd had enough hospital jello and recruited the staff to back me in reclaiming my spot on the top. The orderlies ran up, put claire on a rolling gurney and rolled her right off the hill. Then I triumphantly took my rightful place atop...

MY HILL!!!

[Malliee_23]

The librarian realized we were human so she let us go. we then had our martians ( :) ) beam us up into their ship and bring us back to the hill which they first cleared of jch and anybody else who did not already work for books and i.
OUR HILL

[booksfan13]

just adding we have a superbubble protecting us and a super army so it's not as easy as just tossing us of. we r protected on our hill

[jchastain]

Picking up and using one of the diamonds that was dropped on your return from the center of the earth, I etch a hole in the superbubble big enough for me to squeeze through. However, before I crawl in, I use my now bionic arm (thank you) to throw the diamond into the tailpipe of the alien spaceship. This causes a chain reaction in the hyperdrive which blows up the ship and all of the aliens with it. Then I crawl inside the bubble and sing a really high note, shattering the bubble completely. The sound of the high note also bursts your ear drums (sorry) and you run off to find hearing aids at which time I take my place on top of...

MY HILL!!!!

[Malliee_23]

Picking up and using one of the diamonds that was dropped on your return from the center of the earth, I etch a hole in the superbubble big enough for me to squeeze through. However, before I crawl in, I use my now bionic arm (thank you) to throw the diamond into the tailpipe of the alien spaceship. This causes a chain reaction in the hyperdrive which blows up the ship and all of the aliens with it. Then I crawl inside the bubble and sing a really high note, shattering the bubble completely. The sound of the high note also bursts your ear drums (sorry) and you run off to find hearing aids at which time I take my place on top of...

MY HILL!!!!

Well none of that really happened cuz remember way earlier the bubble books was talking aboutis that same bubble from earlier that i talked about so it is resistant to anything and connot be broken.............So none of that actually happened
Still..............\
OUR HILL!!:D:D:cool::o:rolleyes:;):p:)

[jchastain]

In your delirium from the sedative you've been given by the doctor examining your ears, you mistakenly believe that you are still on top of the hill. You have failed to realize that diamonds can cut anything (even impenatrable super bubbles that nothing can get through) and that bubbles can always be destroyed from within (don't forget that I cut the hole with bionic strength from the arms I got because you broke them), so while you lie in the hospital I am still atop...

MY HILL!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[illy1996]

Hilarious! Can't claim the hill for laughing! :D:D:D

YOUR hill :)

[ctindaldavies]

Come back home from a trying day at work, with a huge headache and grumpy mood. You really dont want to be around me tonight as its just too scary, so you guys had better clear off......and you do... leaving me on......

MY HILL

[booksfan13]

In your delirium from the sedative you've been given by the doctor examining your ears, you mistakenly believe that you are still on top of the hill. You have failed to realize that diamonds can cut anything (even impenatrable super bubbles that nothing can get through) and that bubbles can always be destroyed from within (don't forget that I cut the hole with bionic strength from the arms I got because you broke them), so while you lie in the hospital I am still atop...

MY HILL!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

hey
wrong
as i had already spent all my diamonds on a super army which tossed u side as soon as u put a foot on mallie and miine hill. so it is still
our hill

[jchastain]

I send the world's greatest comedian to entertain ct and the laughter sends you rolling down the hill. About that time that dratted superbubble appears again...it just won't stay gone! So I take a pickaxe and climb up on top of it and then settle myself above the whole invincible army that can't get to me because I'm on the other side of the impenetrable superbubble. I watch as it dawns on everyone below that since I am above everyone it is most definitely...

MY HILL!!!!!

[booksfan13]

do you know what a ladder is. so i climb up and throw u down because even though mallie had fallen laughing i hadn't cause i am immune to jokers laughter:D:D

so....
mallie and mine hill
again

[CJAT]

I come and open multiple cans of tuna and set them out at the bottom of the hill. The kitties in your signatures drag you and your friend down the hill, allowing me to enter through the door you neglected to close. I find the self-destruct switch on the bubble, flip it, take off running, pausing only to lock the door behind me!


~-BOOM!!-~
---SuperBubble destroyed---



Seeing that you and your kitties are half-buried in dirt but still breathing and apparently unhurt, I then climb what is left of the hill, fill in the crater with water and go water skiing!! Wheee!

My Hill! (and beach and nice new lake!) :p

[Malliee_23]

I come and open multiple cans of tuna and set them out at the bottom of the hill. The kitties in your signatures drag you and your friend down the hill, allowing me to enter through the door you neglected to close. I find the self-destruct switch on the bubble, flip it, take off running, pausing only to lock the door behind me!


~-BOOM!!-~
---SuperBubble destroyed---



Seeing that you and your kitties are half-buried in dirt but still breathing and apparently unhurt, I then climb what is left of the hill, fill in the crater with water and go water skiing!! Wheee!

My Hill! (and beach and nice new lake!) :p

Well you those cats arent real right. Wondering why CJAT put tune at the bottom of our hill books i made the bubble stronger so ha absolutly no way of getting through that bubble dome , face it. And no making stuff up about the bubble that we havent said was true

Still:p OUR HILL:p

[CJAT]

I watch happily as your bubble sinks into my lake. Glub, glub... no more bubble. Fills the lake with dirt, leaving a spot of the bubble exposed so you can crawl out when you are tired of sitting in the dark. Plants flag in dirt and starts cooking steaks on the BBQ.

my hill

[LilithClaws]

hehehe...but I made friends with the moles of april's fool, and they helped me digging a tunnelthat get's over...well actually under... all of your armies...
Of course not only I can swim, but I also can drive the motorboat with wich you are skiing, so I jump on the motorboat, and send you on a tangential route to the bottom of the hill.
I can now Switch off the engines, put out the ancor, and enjoy the sun and the water on top of....
:DMY HILL!:D

[Malliee_23]

I watch happily as your bubble sinks into my lake. Glub, glub... no more bubble. Fills the lake with dirt, leaving a spot of the bubble exposed so you can crawl out when you are tired of sitting in the dark. Plants flag in dirt and starts cooking steaks on the BBQ.

my hill

That never happened cuz your lake cant go over the whole hill. And if in some mythical universe in your head the lake could devour the bubble the hill would go down with it. So none of that happened

OUR HILL ...Still:o

[ctindaldavies]

@malliee and booksfan.... you cannot go back and redo what someone defeated you on, and ignore everything in between. You MUST ursurp the person directly in front of you. Its not fair to everyone else if you are just dealing with yourselves or the person that ousted you from the hill. Sorry, its been driving me nuts to read it all.

That said..... Ct watches with humour at the antics of CJ and Malliee. Neither of them have realised that she has borrowed Marchello's device from the SG-1 lab and transported both of them into alternate realities. There they can each rule their own alternate hills to their hearts content..... leaving me in this reality with....

MY HILL :D

ps..... and no 'but wait's" please, coz I'm not going to wait haha

[jchastain]

Getting my trusty shovel out of the shed, I bury the Stargate so that ct can't try sending me anywhere. Then I swim down to the bottom of the lake and attach a long chain to the plug which is stopping up the hole down there. Swimming to a hidden area of the shore I climb out, yank the chain which opens the drain, run around and push you in. I watch with fascination as ct swirls around and around and finally goes schlooop down the drain. Then once again my shovel and I work together to build up the hill. As the sun sets, I reflect on what a busy and tiring day it has been, but it is so good to once again be relaxing on top of....

MY HILL!!!!

[booksfan13]

i wasn't stuck in the alternative universe as i was gone to sleep :D so i reach in the other universe pull only mallie out as we r a team then while u r relaxing in the sun jchastain i wrap u in a cloth and then lock u in a trunk which i lock in another trunk which i look in another and then magically open the drain and throw u inside.
so again

our hill:D:D

[jchastain]

I struggle to untangle myself only to find darkness all around me as I begin to feel like I'm inside one of those stackable dolls. The trio of trunks inside trunks float quickly down the drain and into the sea where a whale swallows them with me still caught inside. Unhappy with his meal, the whale spits me out and I go sailing through the air, and (wouldn't you know it) I land smack dab in the middle of the hill. The trunks shatter and break apart when I land and I quickly grab a shard of wood to defend myself. However there is no need since Books and Malliee are so startled they freeze.:eek: I give them a little blow and they fall over and roll down the hill leaving me once again alone on...

MY HILL!

[booksfan13]

hello:- super army?
forgotten. they come and throw u back down and help me and mallie up so now it's again

our hill

[claireflinton]

Claire waits until book leaves for the Last post and crawls down the tree to stake the hill as Mine

My Hill....

[CJAT]

I find a giant dragon on my side of the staregate named Snuggles, and ride him through the stargate, completely unburying it in the process. I find myself and the dragon, weirdly enough, in the mod cave. After some interesting thoughts, we come scrambling out, and fly up the hill, watching as Claire runs in horror for the LP attic.

Being understandably tired, I curl up with Snuggles, my protector, for a nap. (Hey ct have you seen Superior anywhere? We might need to send a search part out through that stargate of yours! You've been volunteered for the job, btw...)

Content to nap the day away, I claim...

my hill

[jchastain]

Deciding to take a little break, I wander down to the market to see what is happening there. I spy a strange little booth selling (wouldn't you know it?) dragon eggs. Of course I bought one, and then promptly took it to the foot of the hill where I built a nice cozy nest for it. That dear dragon, Snuggles, was simply unable to resist flying down to the nest and settling herself on the egg (dragon eggs take a very long time to hatch). I promptly marched right up the hill, and with my bionic leg, booted CJ off. Then I set up a lawn chair and portable TV and relaxed again on top of...

MY HILL!

[SallyMuffims]

i run up the hill with a taser...when it tases you your bionic leg goes crazy and marches you right off the hill.....my hill :D

[CJAT]

I build a dragon nest on top of the hill, carry the dragon egg to the new nest and Snuggles happily sets up house.

Snuggle's hill

[SallyMuffims]

i have a thing for dragons (as i have an actual yakuza dragon tattoo that takes up entire right arm) me and snuggles sit idly by waiting for someone to take the hill. well its getting darker..so i gather a pile of wood i'd set aside earlier and arrange in a pile. snuggles then breathes on it and ignites the pile...ahhh..warm fire atop of me and snuggles hill...

[twisolo]

*Twis (a tad surprised by the sudden deluge in the Mod Cave and the deposit of a soggy ct on his desk) ceases his musing and begins to guide ct to the door of the Mod Cave so she can drip dry outside.

Enroute, evasive action is taken under a desk as a firey Snuggles skids through the Cave. Twis reappears from under the desk and brushes down a dry, if slightly singed ct and steers her forward, props her up against the books/mallie bundle and then.......

Bellows...... 'Would you lot kindly keep the noise down, there are Mods trying to sleep in here!'

[jchastain]

Very very quietly, I tiptoed past the Mod cave and all the previous hill dwellers snoring loudly outside as they sleep. (What a noise!!!) I make my way softly to the base of the hill, knowing that soon Sally will be vacating her spot there. As the sun rises and the birds sing, a sudden ringing jolts Sally and the dragon awake. Hearing from the voice on the other end of the phone that there are five free gigantic toolboxes awaiting her on her farm she runs off excitedly (honestly, I don't have any idea who started that rumor). :eek: Taking a dragon treat to Snuggles who no one had thought to feed, I quickly become her friend for life and we settle down happily on...

MY HILL!!!

[CJAT]

A slightly confused CJ walks up the hill with a bag of marshmallows and fixings to share with jch, and a couple of very expensive sheep for Snuggle's late night snack...

*hands jch a marshmallow on a stick*

Just so you know... Sal is a guy ;) He's married in rl to another farmer :D but she's not on the forum nearly as much as he is. (She's a real sweetie)

*Hands over grahmn crackers and chocolate for smores*

I guess twis mistook me for ct... as I don't remember getting wet... perhaps Snuggles just dried me off fast... either that or ct went on a rescue mission for superior (owner of Snuggles) and found herself another dragon. Cj sits and muses on...

the hill

(ps ~ sorry twis if that was me... events after stargates tend to flash by really fast! cj makes mental note to be quiet next time she goes through a stargate)

[Eevee225]

while you are dealing with -mocokoko- I give Snuggles a sheep for a snack and Snuggles eats it unaware of the sleep potion inside and then I use the catapult I had built underground all this time,to fling everyone else off the hill.

[booksfan13]

snuggles gets bored so i bribe it with a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000
goldies to eat and it becomes my loyal forever ally and then flings evee down the hill so know it's

me and mallie's
hill

[CJAT]

I drag myself out of the pond where I landed after being so rudely catapulted. After a change of clothes and a good night's sleep I settle down, out of sight, to wait and watch. Soon the debt collectors come and carry booksfan away to debtor's prison as, after buying all those goldies, she(?) is seriously overdrawn at the bank and hours away from losing her farm.

Since a dragon's digestive system is notoriously slow, I no longer have to worry about feeding Snuggles and lean up against his bulging side and fall asleep listening to a dragons form of purring.

*yawn*

my (and Snuggles') hill

[booksfan13]

but remember after feeding snuggles that many goldies he has become forever loyal to me and while u were sleeping he silently flew u to a faraway island where there was no escape and busted me out of jail while using it's secret magical only known to me properties to clean my record and fly us back to
our hill

[jchastain]

After getting all gooey with marshmallows (they were yummy cj), I had fallen peacefully asleep only to be awakened by rushing air as I was being unceremoniously catapulted through the air. I landed in the top of a tree, and let me tell you, the birds were not happy AT ALL to have their nests disturbed. It took some time to gather enough worms to get them calmed down and singing again. Soon, however, I had them sitting on my shoulders and flapping happily around me. That's when I hatched a plan and shared it with my new feathered friends. A flock of little birds flew off to bother Snuggles and soon the dragon flew off after them. Then a couple of big buzzards flew in and carried Malliee and books away. I spent some time gathering stray feathers and placed them gently around the dragon egg to keep it warm then relaxed once again on...

MY HILL!

[booksfan13]

snuggles got bored flew back threw u of put me and mallie back and seeing what u did to the egg grew so enreaged even though it was out of good heart that vowed to never leave the hill agian. so

our hill

[CJAT]

Seeing as books had not read enough back posts in LastPost to realize that Snuggles came with a certificate of friendliness, I laugh to myself as jch and I walk up the other side of Snuggles who is now contentedly dragon-purring again on his dragon egg.

We quietly plot happily together on the other side of Snuggles and have a fake official announcement delivered to Book's farm declaring a double harvest day of daffodils. Books, who is estatic with joy over finally being able to get a XXL toolbox, runs off, leaving Snuggles to 'guard' the hill.

At which point, jch and I plant our flags, roast some more marshmallows and claim...

our hill

[jchastain]

*passing cj some chocolate and graham crackers to eat with her roasted marshmallows* mmmmm Yummy S'mores!

Life is good on....

our hill!

[Eevee225]

but then I use my invisibility cloak that makes me invisible and anything I touch(including the smell and sound too) and I steal the dragon egg to await the hatching:D

[booksfan13]

snuggles gets angry at evee stealing egg so takes egg knocks evee of hill and flies away with her egg to never ever return to this world where ppl madly fight over ahill. so i climb back on the hill with mallie(if she still playing) and claim it
our hill

[ctindaldavies]

Phew, thanks Twis for the helping hand.

I found Superior on holiday who is the original and ONLY owner of Snuggles the dragon and any pending dragon children. He's giving me a video recording for Snuggles to watch, saying how much he misses snuggles and summons her to join him immediately on holidays. Snuggles flies away, with beloved egg in tow, to Superior's location immediately, never to return until her owner does.

Now that Snuggles is gone, the rest of you are just to scared to face me alone after what you did. You all run away after seeing me furious and carrying Dink's 2x4 she has lent me indefinatley.
Now, get off and stay off ...

MY HILL mwha haa haha hahahahaha

[booksfan13]

u know my super army way b4. well they went on holiday and now r back again and totally defeat ct and now it's my hill

p.s am looking for new accomplice. can be if u agree to never turn traitor

[ctindaldavies]

pffft, no accomplices today booksfan, (see LP, my current aka is Miss Grumpy Pants hehe).

Ct has a little chat to your army dudes and dudettes. They have become rebellious at the lack of instruction and support they recieve from their superiors, namely you. Convinced they will have better living conditions, better pay, health insurance and lots of paid leave, they defect from your services and are now MY ARMY. As they have signed a 3 yr service contract they are unable to leave my services until full time served for fear of courts martial.

MY ARMY happily marches you away in iron chains, pops you in a sea freight container with a flashlight, and supplies and loads you onto the nearest sea freighter heading for a 6 month voyage to Antartica....leaving me on...

MY HILL....

[jchastain]

I start a rumor that a vast navy is going to be storming the beach and your army hurries off to defend the coast. In their zeal to be the first to see battle, half of your army trips and falls in the surf and drowns. While the other half is busy burying the dead, I sneak up behind you and throw a potato sack over you where you are schlumped over, sulking. After getting you all settled and tied up in the sack, I send you off to the market in a very bumpy cart while I calmly take my place on...

MY HILL!

[booksfan13]

:(:(:(my army's dead. no matter while jchastain is busy sending/selling u to market i quickly get a legal act saying u can't give ppl to market and u get arrested and i take my place on
my hill

p.s still looking for accomplice

[ctindaldavies]

hehe, after a bumpy ride to market, a nice farmer realises I am not a sack of potatoes and lets me free. Hitch at ride back to town and spend some time in the forums.
Reads that you are grounded for being online too much (teehehe) which makes it very easy to reclaim My Hill while you are locked up in your room (gee dont parents always spoil their kids plans to take over the world??).

Which leaves me sitting pretty on top of ....

MY HILL

[jchastain]

After arriving in jail, I use my one phone call to telephone CJ who just happens to be related to the guard in charge. He, of course, agrees to let me go so CJ and I take advantage of the situation and explain that we are the legal owners of the hill. The guards then go and arrest ct for stealing our hill and so CJ and I sit down to share a chocolate bunny while the sun sets on...

OUR HILL!

[Eevee225]

I join booksfan13,and catapult everyone else off the hill(because nobody rememberd to break it) and god puts a invincible barrier over

Our Hill!

[booksfan13]

I join booksfan13,and catapult everyone else off the hill(because nobody rememberd to break it) and god puts a invincible barrier over

Our Hill!

yay. i finally got a accomplice. and my groundment is over:D:D

[jchastain]

Knowing that every design has flaws, CJ and I snuck into the Invincible Barriers, Inc. factory late at night. What we discovered was very interesting since apparently invincible barriers all seem to have a small area of vulnerability that will destroy them if permeated. As we left the factory, we set off megaton explosives so that no more could be built. Then, as books and eevee slept, we took a tiny pin and pricked the bubble in its vulnerable spot and it took off with the two of them inside, careening through the air and out of sight like a balloon losing air.

After climbing up the hill, we took a few minutes to pour grease down the sides so no one else could climb up. Then, worn out after a hard night's stealthy work, we laid down and rested on...

OUR HILL!!!

[_-Sapphire-_]

I strap ice spikes to my shoes and carefully climb up the hill carrying an air mattress. When I get to the top, I carefull roll jc and cj onto the air mattress and slide you both to the edge. That mattress gathers speed and slides you miles away from the hill where, still exhausted from your long day of stealth work, you will sleep for a long time and wake up not knowing where you are. I then lie down to watch the stars from the top of


My hill.......:cool:

[Eevee225]

eventually the balloon stops,and Books and I catapult you to Pluto and have our army of animated guns protect us and

Our Hill(really Im getting tired of the catapult but if its not broke im using it)

[booksfan13]

i go and break the catapult secretly so noone can use it again and destroy all plans except one in my brain and me and evee smile and sit on

our hill

way to go evee

[fromtoday]

As I am an ice-cream flavour inventor (see update and idea pool, additions/new features), you invite me to rule the hill with you on the condition that I carry on with making new flavours because you love ice-cream.

Our hill!!!!!!!!!!

[booksfan13]

As I am an ice-cream flavour inventor (see update and idea pool, additions/new features), you invite me to rule the hill with you on the condition that I carry on with making new flavours because you love ice-cream.

Our hill!!!!!!!!!!

u r welcome but only if u promise never to turn traitor against us and that if u ever do u will be banned from the hill.holding out legal ocument for u 2 sign.

[_Jedynka]

You all go home because you've drunk wine
And now the hill is MINE

[booksfan13]

You all go home because you've drunk wine
And now the hill is MINE

ha

my religion forbids me from drinking wine so i haven't soooo i have not left and so have not evee or ft cause u r the one drunk ( thus u thought i was drunk) and u go and it's till

our hill

[_Jedynka]

Well, if im drunk, then I cant walk, I have to stay on YOUR hill which for the next couple of hours will be MINE too... :)

[booksfan13]

Well, if im drunk, then I cant walk, I have to stay on YOUR hill which for the next couple of hours will be MINE too... :)


so no

we wil roll u down the hill again and if u want o come up again with us ( not take over) then u must promise to not betray us in that time or u will be automatically banned

[LilithClaws]

...but here I come, carrying booksfan13 brand new laptop, and she is not interested in the hill anymore leaving space for me...
so now I'm
Queen :Dof the hill

[booksfan13]

...but here I come, carrying booksfan13 brand new laptop, and she is not interested in the hill anymore leaving space for me...
so now I'm
Queen :Dof the hill

oh my laptop
but remember my accomplices evee and ft are also on the hill and they restrain u until i return with laptop and resume controlor mine , ft and eves

hill

_Jedynka is only there for time being and u r welcome as long as u don't betray us ever or automatic ban

[_Jedynka]

_Jedynka promises not to betray you, Masters of the Hill, for the time being. Can I stay here for a week now? :)

[booksfan13]

1 day is our limit ( stern face) unless( thoughtful face) u also promise to defens our hill with us and return it to us until your week is over.




:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[_Jedynka]

As we're in one team I promise to even risk my life to prevent the hill from being stolen

[booksfan13]

very well u r in for a week. to extend we will consider:D:D:D:D


so where r u from

[CJAT]

After a long walk, I cultivate catnip all around the base of the hill, driving book's siggy to run down the hill, dragging her along. Since she loves her kittys too much to deny them the pleasure of catnip, she goes along and finds herself perfectly content to watch her kittys roll and play. (Besides have you ever tried removing a cat from it's catnip?? Not recommended!)

I then bring in the Japenese forum who kidnap Evee for her garden and snag jt for her fish (sorry).

I then gently roll Jed (still drunk from all the wine) down the hill where she lands in a vineyard, where she happily stays due to the free wine tasting.

I plant my flag and start cooking breakfast on...

my hill!

[_Jedynka]

Poland, just dont tell anyone :)
And you?
CJAT thats too much for me
Booksfan13 lets scare him/her, maybe he/she will just go away

[booksfan13]

alert. cj has attacked

i run and collect al the catnip my cats r not playing with and throw it on the flag pole. my kitties enthusiastic at the thought of catnip and a long stick run to it and knock it over. cj horrified runs after it. at this time i have gotten jed out of his stupor , and evee and ft back from the japanese whistle for my kitties who run like wind toards me and quickly build a wall where noone can enter or get out of except we 4

p.s i am from asia-pakistan. do u work/colledge/schoool


CJAT thats too much for me
Booksfan13 lets scare him/her, maybe he/she will just go away

hey. if u r gonna work with me. be fast and never give up or sigh. i am a fighter( come on. get your spirit)



now u r problarly thinking oh i didn't know books was mad