Joke - Why did the Streuner cross the road?

[EmbryoFighter]

Why did the Streuner cross the road?

[coolass14]

there are no roads in space, therefore this is a stupid joke :P lol

[wildbagel]

To look for some place to hide?

To get away from WILDBAGEL?

He was being chased by a chicken?

It was summer games II and if he died he knew his points wouldn't count so he was depressed and wanted a cool frosty adult beverage, and the bar was on the other side?

He was looking for a doubler in a bonus box so he could buy some shields to protect himself from WILDBAGEL?

He heard there was a sale at Penny's?

The HOT donut sign was on at Krispy Kream?

They started to play"peanut butter jelly time" and he was looking for his rainbow wig?

Free kool aide samples at the Piggly Wiggly?

He was running to the border for a chimichunga?

To have it his way at Burger King?

To stand in line for Madden 2898 at Circuit City?

To catch the No.7 bus?

To chase parked cars?

It's the Ice Cream Man! It's The Ice Cream Man!

To get some fresh road kill?

To scalp Tickets to the to the concert of the millinum ELS Electric Light Streuners?

To take the Pepsi Challange?

To save $500 by switching to Geico?

To give it that old collage try?

To shuffle off to buffalo?

To tackle the Vermonster at Ben & Jerrys?

Because he "clicked here" and won a free laptop?

Because the boogie man was after him because he didn't forward this joke to 10 friends?

To go to church to ask Jesus to save him so he wont have to go to hell and sizzle on a grill like a cheap sausage and be poked with pitch forks letting out all his juices and thus drying him out and making him all yucky and dry so no one will want him and then he gets tossed in the trash and a three legged dog eats him and then poopes himout on the lawn of a Holiwood superstar and the superstar dosent want poop on his/her lawn so he gets tossed into the street and then a sudden rain storm comes along and washes him into the sudden rain storm drain but it's not a drain it's a portal and he get regenerated as a streuner in space and then WILDBAGEL shoots him?

To get to the other Galaxy?

To pay back vinney the loan Lordikin before he gets his thrusters broke?

To get milk and bread because his honey called him while he was sitting in rush hour traffic trying to get home to watch Dallis (our tv travels through space and there just up to Dallis) to see who shot JR?

To get a double skinny moca latte at Galaxy Bucks Coffee and Uri shop?

To get to the nudie bar to see a Boss Lordakim do a strip tease?

To get away from a cloaked cargo thief thats been shadowing him all day just waiting for WILDBAGEL to kill him?

To read 14 year old magazines waiting to pick up his daughter at the dentist who is about to get 10,000 Uri worth of Braces? He should have never married a Morgan!

To rub his butt on Orions asteroid belt because he has a case of space worms and he dosent own a carpet?

To stand in line waiting for the latest ty beenie to be released?

To be one of the first to get their groove on at the newest HardRock Cafe on the moon of Vega?

Oh I give up WHY???

[-deadmaster-]

The summer games for most struener games were going on
and i was ranked 42 and i killed srruener for only 30 mins

[-thisguy88-]

Why did the Streuner cross the road?

it didn't. it ran into me and BANG BANG, more cargo for me!

[--qwert--]

becuse it was in the strener base that was stuck in the portel that was being moved by the big base that was was parked on the toilet paper that was stuck to the buble gum that was stuck to the verry strong chickens foot.:D

[Commander-Of-Chaos]

To look for some place to hide?

To get away from WILDBAGEL?

He was being chased by a chicken?

It was summer games II and if he died he knew his points wouldn't count so he was depressed and wanted a cool frosty adult beverage, and the bar was on the other side?

He was looking for a doubler in a bonus box so he could buy some shields to protect himself from WILDBAGEL?

He heard there was a sale at Penny's?

The HOT donut sign was on at Krispy Kream?

They started to play"peanut butter jelly time" and he was looking for his rainbow wig?

Free kool aide samples at the Piggly Wiggly?

He was running to the border for a chimichunga?

To have it his way at Burger King?

To stand in line for Madden 2898 at Circuit City?

To catch the No.7 bus?

To chase parked cars?

It's the Ice Cream Man! It's The Ice Cream Man!

To get some fresh road kill?

To scalp Tickets to the to the concert of the millinum ELS Electric Light Streuners?

To take the Pepsi Challange?

To save $500 by switching to Geico?

To give it that old collage try?

To shuffle off to buffalo?

To tackle the Vermonster at Ben & Jerrys?

Because he "clicked here" and won a free laptop?

Because the boogie man was after him because he didn't forward this joke to 10 friends?


To get to the other Galaxy?

To pay back vinney the loan Lordikin before he gets his thrusters broke?

To get milk and bread because his honey called him while he was sitting in rush hour traffic trying to get home to watch Dallis (our tv travels through space and there just up to Dallis) to see who shot JR?

To get a double skinny moca latte at Galaxy Bucks Coffee and Uri shop?

To get away from a cloaked cargo thief thats been shadowing him all day just waiting for WILDBAGEL to kill him?

To read 14 year old magazines waiting to pick up his daughter at the dentist who is about to get 10,000 Uri worth of Braces? He should have never married a Morgan!

To rub his butt on Orions asteroid belt because he has a case of space worms and he dosent own a carpet?

To stand in line waiting for the latest ty beenie to be released?

To be one of the first to get their groove on at the newest HardRock Cafe on the moon of Vega?

Oh I give up WHY???


ROFL!! i started crying reading this post!! im still crying!!!:D:D

[wildbagel]

Hope you feel better COC remember it's ok for guys to cry...if their total wussies I mean. WILDBAGEL ... sniff sniff it's the onions ...out

[fulmetalotaku]

He just wanted to get an iris drone, why do you hate the poor space ship? he didnt attack you first. its all your fault feel guilty for what you did.

[Sillykatt]

lmfao to bagel hahahahah

[[ECA]BS_NINJA[ECA]]

bagel, next time i shadowing an enemy kill, waiting for them to kill it, i will be thinking about who shot JR and rainbow wigs. ur absolutely off ur rocker :D

[.Leprechaun.]

Because his f*** buddy was in the mood.

He saw his shadow and was scared.

He was shipping up to Boston.

Mor furniture for less was selling brand name sofas at low, low prices.

He was being chased by a rocket.

He saw something shiny.

He had to make a BM.

He had ants in his pants and needed to dance.

He wanted to get ran over by a nostro.

He was trying to funk it stronger, a silly milly-meter longer.

He just won the lotto.

He saw a frame of any of Will Ferrell's movies and burst into flames for being so bored and annoyed at the crappy ass jokes.

He was running from the cops.

He was running to the cops (Whatever that means).

He was running over here to kill the ppl in this thread cuz this is offensive to the Struener ppl who pride themselves in their rich cultural history.

Ireland ran out of taters so he's coming to the US to support his starving relatives.

eeeehhh...Uhhh....Hmmmm...

I guess that's all I have.

[-deadmaster-]

when is this gonna be answered?

[-=Orbiter_18=-]

when is this gonna be answered?
who needs an anwser... it would be rubbish in comparison to those given by people on this thread already LOL :p

-=Orbiter_18=-:D

[rwscissors]

Because the Lordakias dared it to.

[[ECA]BS_NINJA[ECA]]

Because the Lordakias dared it to.

the bad apples of x-2, always getting streuners into trouble.

[.::Tendril77::.[SID]]

To look for some place to hide?

To get away from WILDBAGEL?

He was being chased by a chicken?

It was summer games II and if he died he knew his points wouldn't count so he was depressed and wanted a cool frosty adult beverage, and the bar was on the other side?

He was looking for a doubler in a bonus box so he could buy some shields to protect himself from WILDBAGEL?

He heard there was a sale at Penny's?

The HOT donut sign was on at Krispy Kream?

They started to play"peanut butter jelly time" and he was looking for his rainbow wig?

Free kool aide samples at the Piggly Wiggly?

He was running to the border for a chimichunga?

To have it his way at Burger King?

To stand in line for Madden 2898 at Circuit City?

To catch the No.7 bus?

To chase parked cars?

It's the Ice Cream Man! It's The Ice Cream Man!

To get some fresh road kill?

To scalp Tickets to the to the concert of the millinum ELS Electric Light Streuners?

To take the Pepsi Challange?

To save $500 by switching to Geico?

To give it that old collage try?

To shuffle off to buffalo?

To tackle the Vermonster at Ben & Jerrys?

Because he "clicked here" and won a free laptop?

Because the boogie man was after him because he didn't forward this joke to 10 friends?

To go to church to ask Jesus to save him so he wont have to go to hell and sizzle on a grill like a cheap sausage and be poked with pitch forks letting out all his juices and thus drying him out and making him all yucky and dry so no one will want him and then he gets tossed in the trash and a three legged dog eats him and then poopes himout on the lawn of a Holiwood superstar and the superstar dosent want poop on his/her lawn so he gets tossed into the street and then a sudden rain storm comes along and washes him into the sudden rain storm drain but it's not a drain it's a portal and he get regenerated as a streuner in space and then WILDBAGEL shoots him?

To get to the other Galaxy?

To pay back vinney the loan Lordikin before he gets his thrusters broke?

To get milk and bread because his honey called him while he was sitting in rush hour traffic trying to get home to watch Dallis (our tv travels through space and there just up to Dallis) to see who shot JR?

To get a double skinny moca latte at Galaxy Bucks Coffee and Uri shop?

To get to the nudie bar to see a Boss Lordakim do a strip tease?

To get away from a cloaked cargo thief thats been shadowing him all day just waiting for WILDBAGEL to kill him?

To read 14 year old magazines waiting to pick up his daughter at the dentist who is about to get 10,000 Uri worth of Braces? He should have never married a Morgan!

To rub his butt on Orions asteroid belt because he has a case of space worms and he dosent own a carpet?

To stand in line waiting for the latest ty beenie to be released?

To be one of the first to get their groove on at the newest HardRock Cafe on the moon of Vega?

Oh I give up WHY???


My absolute favorite one is: They started to play"peanut butter jelly time" and he was looking for his rainbow wig? Now that is funny! I dont care who you are! Way too freaking funny! The others are great to bro! Nice ones :P

[SuB-†-ZєгΘ[A7X]]

LMAO @ BAGEL !!
That was a very "intresting" post !! ][_.{[]}.][_

[-_/~StEaLtH~\_-[xXx]]

bc his bud died

[343mic.:V:.]

to be vriualy blown up and respawn at the bottom of the map and get blown up again and respawn at the top of the map come back to the middle of the map and get killed by a noob respawn and so the circle of life of the stunner beings over and over until the sever crash and brun to the floor or the stunner quit his job in DO as a worthless npc and go back to sirus 6B take a shower and go to sleep get up again and get blown up by chuck norris and end up in the recyle bin and get deleted as worthless data snd never seen again THATS WHY THE STUNNER CROSSED THE ROAD

[-Hellkite-[ECT]]

because he wanted to see how many lame replies could arise from a thread about him crossing the road.

[[ECA]BS_NINJA[ECA]]

;199419']because he wanted to see how many lame replies could arise from a thread about him crossing the road.


hahaha, hellkite, you douche! (you know what i want to call you, but some might get offended :cool:)

*sticks a banana in HKs ear*

[-_/~StEaLtH~\_-[xXx]]

because he saw avril lavigne in a tiny swimsuit

[-Hellkite-[ECT]]

BS_NINJA[ECA];200698']hahaha, hellkite, you douche! (you know what i want to call you, but some might get offended :cool:)

*sticks a banana in HKs ear*

Hahaha the 3 letter word.

*sticks another banana in his ear*

[CaptainJL]

Why did the Streuner cross the road?
this joke stupid no roads in space:eek: and streuner went to find pickle sandwiches