Funny Quotes From Aquaria!

[richmeister1]

i heard this one the other night.

noob on fleet channel: How.do i jump?

Spydermike: Bend deep at the knees, and stand up really fast.

laughed my butt off.

[SCGATOR70]

I heard this last night (obviously after a duel/fight):

_MIKE_ to chewbacca:

Thanks for paying so I can play this game for free.

[Neutron8]

In Teamspeak:
Magnus- you play virtual paintball? Why not just play the real thing?
Meta- people play games like this because they cant fly spaceships in real life..
Badslinky- people go to the moon all the time!
Magnus chokes on his own laughter and Meta may have actually peed on himself a little...

In Slinkys defense, he may have been a bit intoxicated last night...

[IceStalker]

Originally Posted by Neutron8

In Teamspeak:
Magnus- you play virtual paintball? Why not just play the real thing?
Meta- people play games like this because they cant fly spaceships in real life..
Badslinky- people go to the moon all the time!
Magnus chokes on his own laughter and Meta may have actually peed on himself a little...

In Slinkys defense, he may have been a bit intoxicated last night...

-Neutron- Slinky you working tomorrow?
-Badslinky- yea.
-Neutron- aww that's too bad, i wanted to go to the moon....

[loki1922]

have you ever really paid attention to all your chats before, i flip between them all the time, well at least when i am not getting smacked around by ether a npc or human. and this is what i saw in the middle of a fleet battle i was involved in.
mind you i wont use names, well maybe my own lol

"are you seeing this?"--cylon1
"how do i use my guns again?" noob cylon1
"theirs Deos everywhere"--cylon2
"lfa1 I'm out of titanium what should i do?" noob cylon2
"get ready here they come"cylon1
"what do i do?"-noob cylon1
"hold the line"-- cylon2
"sigh, press G noob1 to turn on and off your guns, get out of here and scan rocks noob2 concentrate on the purple ones"-- lfa1
"/ol your all going to die"-- human
"/ol hey humans whats that over there?"--noob cylon1
"just watch that's going to work lol"-- noob cylon1
about 10 minuets later

"/ol best failed op roll ever, you guys rock "-- lfa1
"/ol gf"-- lfa1
"see i told you it would work, it always works"-- noob cylon1
"did you see that show last nite?"--high level cylon
"nope, i didn't have time, how about zeidian?--cylon noob 1

you don't know it but half of that happened in squad chat and half of it happened in wing, and some of it happened in /ol chat. but its what i saw while we managed to stop a op roll lol.
if you folks would have seen it I'm sure it would be a lot more funny as i was dodging missiles left and right.
though its not a lot, we do manage sometimes to put together a decent defense, so the quote of the day should be "Hey humans whats that over there?" it was epic. though to be honest i know it had nothing to do with the outcome. or maybe it did, maybe you guys were laughing so hard you made a bunch of mistakes lol.

[hnterx]

Nasa and I when we were watching lots of cols on a watermine.

Nasa: How many cols does it take to guard a watermine?

Me: ad infinitum.

Nasa: I'm counting 12.

[-SgtKing-]

Noob on fleet chat: How do I get tylium
Kharr: didn't you play the tutorial
Noob on fleet chat: not really

[Kotalik999]

During a battle at tannhauser
Eevee: so do any cylons want a hug
Random cylon i forget the name of: does it have to be a hug o.O
Eevee: depends what do you have in mind
Me Rinzzler: stab you in the groin o.O
Eevee: thats so 2011 Lol
Me rinzzler: what about punching you in the stomach pulling out ur intestines and hanging them on hooks XD
Another random cylon: someone needs a curch
and another random cylon: well that isn't disturbing at all LOL
Eevee: ohhh how i love the convo's we have during fleet battles

I love messing with people LMAO!!!