Funny Quotes From Aquaria!

sensDS · 18.06.2012, 21:35

Finally a place to share your tickled moments in chat. Submissions should include context (SL,OL,FL,etc) and substitute player names should used in case the quote not be entirely beneficial to the recipient's character (but still humorous).

e.g.

RGP wing chat:
|nom|
they are by and large, terrible one-on-one even with their insane gear
|nom|
the puritan in me says BECAUSE of their insane gear lol
|Ohms_Law|
and the wright in you says to put one of every gun on your ship
|Ohms_Law|
don't listen to the wright

_Crim_ · 18.06.2012, 22:06

I would post my funny moments in chat but I have a feeling I would get infracted if not banned for sexually explicit content and offensive language.

CobraBubbles · 18.06.2012, 22:33

Unnamed, relatively new colonial Jotun pilot: "Cobra get your line so we can duel".
Responses from various colonial pilots in system: "Cobra has a line?"
"Does Cobra know what a line is?"
"Bubbles wouldn't know what to do with a line."
CobraBubbles response: "Can't, no time, got mining to do". "Um...what's a line"?

sensDS · 18.06.2012, 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by CobraBubbles

Unnamed, relatively new colonial Jotun pilot: "Cobra get your line so we can duel".
Responses from various colonial pilots in system: "Cobra has a line?"
"Does Cobra know what a line is?"
"Bubbles wouldn't know what to do with a line."
CobraBubbles response: "Can't, no time, got mining to do". "Um...what's a line"?

Wait, you mine!?

IceStalker · 19.06.2012, 02:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by sensDS

Wait, you mine!?

Yea level 15 mining scanner and cannons, you need mining advice then just ask cobra.

dogboy122 · 20.06.2012, 05:54

ice, y u no post the epic lawls? (*_*)m. oh nevermind you were not in the system when we busted our guts, they were callin my baby (my halberd) ugly!!! >

, so i dueled them and they died.

panzeraufklarer · 20.06.2012, 15:20

Well, I guess I'm going to have to mention Panzer's "Top 3 Reasons Why Colonials Choose a Female Avatar".

#1. Due to the game's camera angle on board Galactica and the Outposts, a female avatar displays a much nice view when walking about.

#2. Some Colonials feel that the Cylon players are typically nicer to "girls"

#3. Some colonials actual seem to suffer from gender confusion. You know who you are.

I'd like to take some time to thank our VERY active LGBT community here on Aquaria,

Worf359 · 20.06.2012, 19:05

Me"Any cylon who runs is a Toaster! Anycylon who doesnt run is a well disciplined Toaster!"
Toxicass"Ok Comedian"

-SgtKing- · 20.06.2012, 20:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by sensDS

Finally a place to share your tickled moments in chat. Submissions should include context (SL,OL,FL,etc) and substitute player names should used in case the quote not be entirely beneficial to the recipient's character (but still humorous).

e.g.

RGP wing chat:
|nom|
they are by and large, terrible one-on-one even with their insane gear
|nom|
the puritan in me says BECAUSE of their insane gear lol
|Ohms_Law|
and the wright in you says to put one of every gun on your ship
|Ohms_Law|
don't listen to the wright

I got some stuff PUC said toe the other day

PUC: what line do u have
Dark_Spiral: Fenrir
Dark_Spiral: but it seems I can't get it to go faster
PUC: upgrade your boosters
Dark_Spiral: thank you captain obvious

Server: Aquaria
Wing: KIA
Callsign: Dark_Spiral

Preem · 20.06.2012, 20:52

best ship names (or 'titles'):
barbarita_te_amo (from a cylon, elperuanito)
barbarita_vengo_en_paz (from a cylon, elperuanito)

barbarita is, of course, a colonial (high-level) female player

traduction:
barbarita, I love you
barbarita, I come in peace

20.06.2012, 05:54	#6
dogboy122 Active Author Join Date: 23.04.2012 Posts: 132	ice, y u no post the epic lawls? (_)m. oh nevermind you were not in the system when we busted our guts, they were callin my baby (my halberd) ugly!!! >, so i dueled them and they died. __________________ server: aqauria character name: lawls user ID: 710044 ships: viper mk2, scythe (advanced oh yeah!), halberd, jotunn,adv rhino level: 20+ faction: colonial "yuppers im a escort specialist, so what? you wanna make a cake from it?" Last edited by dogboy122 : 20.06.2012 at 05:57.

20.06.2012, 15:20	#7
panzeraufklarer Forum-Greenhorn Join Date: 19.07.2011 Posts: 17	Well, I guess I'm going to have to mention Panzer's "Top 3 Reasons Why Colonials Choose a Female Avatar". #1. Due to the game's camera angle on board Galactica and the Outposts, a female avatar displays a much nice view when walking about. #2. Some Colonials feel that the Cylon players are typically nicer to "girls" #3. Some colonials actual seem to suffer from gender confusion. You know who you are. I'd like to take some time to thank our VERY active LGBT community here on Aquaria, __________________ User: ID 44827 Callsign: Panzer Server: Aquaria Level: Who cares? After you max. your skills, it's just a BS number. "Blitzkrieging from Delta C to Tartalon" "While the Wicked stand confounded, call me, with thy Saints surrounded"-Boondock Saints

20.06.2012, 19:05	#8
Worf359 Board Veteran Join Date: 19.08.2011 Posts: 1060	Me"Any cylon who runs is a Toaster! Anycylon who doesnt run is a well disciplined Toaster!" Toxicass"Ok Comedian" __________________ CYLONS WILL LIVE FOREVER, AS SPARE ELECTRONICS!! Signature by ATOMICPUNK

20.06.2012, 20:52	#10
Preem Junior Expert Join Date: 09.08.2011 Posts: 112	cool ship names best ship names (or 'titles'): barbarita_te_amo (from a cylon, elperuanito) barbarita_vengo_en_paz (from a cylon, elperuanito) barbarita is, of course, a colonial (high-level) female player traduction: barbarita, I love you barbarita, I come in peace __________________ From "New Cap City" (Caprica) : -Okay, what's the object of the game? -It's a mystery. It's almost like figuring out the object of the game... is the object of the game. Last edited by Preem : 20.06.2012 at 23:55.

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18.06.2012, 21:35	#1
sensDS Exceptional Talent Join Date: 19.02.2011 Posts: 515	Funny Quotes From Aquaria! Finally a place to share your tickled moments in chat. Submissions should include context (SL,OL,FL,etc) and substitute player names should used in case the quote not be entirely beneficial to the recipient's character (but still humorous). e.g. RGP wing chat: \|nom\| they are by and large, terrible one-on-one even with their insane gear \|nom\| the puritan in me says BECAUSE of their insane gear lol \|Ohms_Law\| and the wright in you says to put one of every gun on your ship \|Ohms_Law\| don't listen to the wright __________________

18.06.2012, 22:06	#2
_Crim_ Forum Overlooker Join Date: 10.12.2011 Posts: 1418	I would post my funny moments in chat but I have a feeling I would get infracted if not banned for sexually explicit content and offensive language. __________________ Main ship: Advanced Viper Mark VII: "Death_Adder__DVA" Click the image below.

18.06.2012, 22:33	#3
CobraBubbles Forum-Apprentice Join Date: 22.09.2011 Posts: 51	Unnamed, relatively new colonial Jotun pilot: "Cobra get your line so we can duel". Responses from various colonial pilots in system: "Cobra has a line?" "Does Cobra know what a line is?" "Bubbles wouldn't know what to do with a line." CobraBubbles response: "Can't, no time, got mining to do". "Um...what's a line"?