_Wiggles_: I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

[_Wiggles_]

Hi Everyone!

I'm Wiggles. I don't have much to say, so I'll just leave you with a bit of wisdom.

There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.